Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes do…

Sloane Crosley
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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2012). I Was Told There'd Be Cake, p.110, Portobello Books
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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2012). I Was Told There'd Be Cake, p.110, Portobello Books

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