A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to gove…

Daniel Handler
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A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries, so that the official can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly.
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