Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to ligh…

Janet Evanovich
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Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2011). Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly, p.148, Simon and Schuster
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