Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy…

Janet Evanovich
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Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early. -Ranger ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Lean Mean Thirteen, p.183, Macmillan
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Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early. -Ranger ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Lean Mean Thirteen, p.183, Macmillan

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