I like my nuts, Mooner said. I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, …

Janet Evanovich
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I like my nuts, Mooner said. I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Sizzling Sixteen, p.299, Macmillan
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I like my nuts, Mooner said. I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2010). Sizzling Sixteen, p.299, Macmillan

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