Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to sp…

Janet Evanovich
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Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Metro Girl, p.6, Harper Collins
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Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage. ✨ Janet Evanovich (2009). Metro Girl, p.6, Harper Collins

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