Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody …

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Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting tired of this shi*.” “Somebody needs a hug,” Carpenter said. “Humor,” Shane said. “Har. ✨ Jennifer Crusie, Bob Mayer (2008). Agnes and the Hitman, p.189, Macmillan
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