Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wante…

Jennifer Crusie
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Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2007). Bet Me, p.68, Macmillan
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Look, Mother, I am never going to be thin. I'm Norwegian. If you wanted a thin daughter, you should not have married a man whose female ancestors carried cows home from the pasture ✨ Jennifer Crusie (2007). Bet Me, p.68, Macmillan

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