If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's bec…

Dave Barry
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If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.192, Ballantine Books
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If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.192, Ballantine Books

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