What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improv…

Chuck Klosterman
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What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself? ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2008). Downtown Owl: A Novel, p.124, Simon and Schuster
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What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself? ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2008). Downtown Owl: A Novel, p.124, Simon and Schuster

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