Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

Stephen Colbert
282 citations
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
Humor Truth
18

More Author Quotes

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick. ✨ TV Series The Colbert Report (Season 5, 2009), 2005–2015.
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just … ▶
So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns. ✨ I Am America (And So Can You!). Book by Stephen Colbert, 2007.
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and Republicans alike....We voted for the people who voted for it, and … ▶

Most Cited Authors

27

The Best Quotes

Most Liked Authors

27

Curated Author Quotes

82 Unforgettable 🦇 Batman Quotes