I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by …

Stephen Colbert
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I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book? ✨ The Colbert Report, Season 3. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2007.
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I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book? ✨ The Colbert Report, Season 3. Comedy, News, Talk-Show, 2007.

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