If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their ey…

George Carlin
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If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase. ✨ George Carlin (2004). When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion
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