I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' s…

Terry Pratchett
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I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so if I give you a cigarette would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?
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