No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know! the man yelled. R…

Terry Pratchett
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No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know! the man yelled. Really? said Vimes. What's the orbital velocity of the moon? What? Oh, you'd like something simpler? ✨ Terry Pratchett (2002). Night watch, Doubleday UK
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