You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; yo…

Mark Twain
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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool. ✨ Mark Twain, General Press (2016). The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays, p.3099, GENERAL PRESS
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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool. ✨ Mark Twain, General Press (2016). The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays, p.3099, GENERAL PRESS

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