Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized…

Chuck Klosterman
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Internet porn makes everything more reasonable -- once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see an Asian woman giving a hand job to a javelina, nothing else in the world seems crazy. ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2004). Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto, p.112, Simon and Schuster
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