If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastar…

Terry Pratchett
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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ✨ Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, Harper, (p. 158), October 2008.
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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ✨ Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett, Harper, (p. 158), October 2008.

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