Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto t…

Woody Allen
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Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging. ✨ Bullets Over Broadway, www.imdb.com. 1994.
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Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging. ✨ Bullets Over Broadway, www.imdb.com. 1994.

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