O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the re…

George Carlin
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O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. ✨ George Carlin (2004). When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion
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Life is a near-death experience. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.198, Hachette UK
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber. ✨ George Carlin (2002). Napalm & Silly Putty, Hyperion
Fussy eater is a euphemism for big pain in the ass. ✨ A Place for My Stuff. Comedy album by George Carlin, 1981.

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. ✨ George Carlin (2004). When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion

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