Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away wit…

David Sedaris
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Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. ✨ A life in writing: David Sedaris by Hadley Freeman, www.theguardian.com. October 11, 2010.
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I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good kind that was collectible but the bad kind that had arthritis.
They were Jesuits, she told me. That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of passing through the X-ray scanner. The laptops roll merrily down … ▶
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). When You Are Engulfed In Flames, p.74, Hachette UK
Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the understanding that, like Mom used to say, sooner or later something's gonna get you.

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. ✨ A life in writing: David Sedaris by Hadley Freeman, www.theguardian.com. October 11, 2010.

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