Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away wit…

David Sedaris
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Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. ✨ A life in writing: David Sedaris by Hadley Freeman, www.theguardian.com. October 11, 2010.
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Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. ✨ A life in writing: David Sedaris by Hadley Freeman, www.theguardian.com. October 11, 2010.

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