It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting …

David Sedaris
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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). When You Are Engulfed In Flames, p.74, Hachette UK
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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). When You Are Engulfed In Flames, p.74, Hachette UK

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