I've been thinking, Brooklyn said as I gawked at the god sitting next to me, if you get all lovey-dovey and decide to elope to Las Vegas where Jared uses his powers to clean up at the poker tables and you guys buy a mansion in the Manzano Mountains with twenty-seven rooms and decide - because you're rich and all - to buy a new computer, can I have your iMac then?... Um, no, you're not getting my iMac. Dang. ✨ Death and the Girl Next Door. Book by Darynda Jones, 2012.
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- God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. ✨ Darynda Jones (2012). Third Grave Dead Ahead, p.148, Macmillan
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