The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right d…

Darynda Jones
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The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock? ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.107, Macmillan
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The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction. I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I’d get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve. “Wut the foock? ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.107, Macmillan

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