I have three words for you, EMT Guy said. Possible internal bleeding. …

Darynda Jones
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I have three words for you, EMT Guy said. Possible internal bleeding. I turned back to him. Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally? ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.129, Macmillan
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I have three words for you, EMT Guy said. Possible internal bleeding. I turned back to him. Don't you think if I was bleeding internally, I'd know somewhere deep inside? Like, internally? ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.129, Macmillan

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