I'll call if I break a leg or get eaten by a bear. Play like a rock. N…

Darynda Jones
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I'll call if I break a leg or get eaten by a bear. Play like a rock. Now? No, if a bear starts eating you. I thought for a moment before replying. Do they have screaming, sobbing rocks, 'cause that's probably what I'll be doing if a bear is gnawing my arm off. It would be difficult to just lay there and be eaten alive, huh? Ya think?
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