I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's …

Bill Hicks
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone? ✨ Bill Hicks: Relentless. Documentary, Comedy, 1992.
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I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone? ✨ Bill Hicks: Relentless. Documentary, Comedy, 1992.

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