As the saying goes: If you're not part of the solution, you're a newsp…

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As the saying goes: If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.147, Ballantine Books
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As the saying goes: If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist. ✨ Dave Barry (2009). Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus, p.147, Ballantine Books

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