I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures,…

Dave Barry
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I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood, p.96, Penguin
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I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood, p.96, Penguin

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