No. This has to do with drugs. My jaw fell open and I almost lost my t…

Darynda Jones
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No. This has to do with drugs. My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. You're on drugs? She pressed her mouth together. No. You are. I'm on drugs? I asked, stunned. I had no idea.
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No. This has to do with drugs. My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. You're on drugs? She pressed her mouth together. No. You are. I'm on drugs? I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

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