Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner …

Darynda Jones
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Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine. “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting. ✨ Darynda Jones (2015). The Charley Davidson Series, p.54, St. Martin's Press
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