Danny DeVitoThe choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.361Reading
Danny DeVitoWhat you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.377HumorReadingThought
Danny DeVitoEven if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.334Love
Danny DeVitoThe son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wi… ▶241Thought
Danny DeVitoI'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.307Politics
Danny DeVitoIn order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.243HopeTime
Danny DeVitoA bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.233Thought
Danny DeVitoWhat do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.277Politics
Danny DeVitoI'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.266DeathTime
Danny DeVitoThe whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.279Love
Danny DeVitoWe don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.225Humanity
Danny DeVitoI don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be. ✨ Danny DeVito: What I've Learned by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 20, 2010.215Philosophy
Danny DeVitoI don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.193HumorThought
Danny DeVitoI've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich. ✨ Danny DeVito… ▶205Philosophy
Danny DeVitoIt's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway. ✨ … ▶164Thought
Danny DeVitoWe did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going.164Life
Danny DeVitoOf course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.153Politics
Danny DeVitoIn this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets unde… ▶143Love
Danny DeVitoSo, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the grea… ▶133Humor
Danny DeVitoIt's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go t… ▶135Reflection
Danny DeVitoEverybody needs money. That's why they call it money.148Philosophy
Danny DeVitoA tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.1610Reading
