It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had fo…

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It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country. ✨ Stephen Colbert's run for US presidency raises $1m by Lizzy Davies, www.theguardian.com. January 31, 2012.
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