When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you …

Stephen Colbert
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When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner. ✨ Twitter post from Apr 08, 2011
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When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner. ✨ Twitter post from Apr 08, 2011

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