I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when …

Kevin Hearne
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I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.677, Del Rey
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I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently. ✨ Kevin Hearne (2014). The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted, p.677, Del Rey

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