Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If y…

Chuck Palahniuk
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Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. ✨ Chuck Palahniuk (2011). Damned, p.1, Random House
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