When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnos…

George Carlin
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When it comes to God's existence, I'm not an atheist and I'm not agnostic. I'm an acrostic. The whole thing puzzles me. ✨ George Carlin (2004). When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Hyperion
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