Now, I like a church service, but this was one of those write-your-own…

David Sedaris
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Now, I like a church service, but this was one of those write-your-own-vows sorts of things. Neither of them had ever picked up a pen in their life, but all of a sudden they’re poets, right, like that’s all it takes — being in love. ✨ Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk. Book by David Sedaris, September 28, 2010.
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