Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a …

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Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim, p.32, Hachette UK
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Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. ✨ David Sedaris (2010). Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim, p.32, Hachette UK

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