You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
More Author Quotes
- Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
- My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
- My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. ✨ 25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes, www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.
- The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
- I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963. ✨ RIP, Joan Rivers by Lisa Denton, www.timesfreepress.com. September 11, 2014.
Most Cited Authors
William Shakespeare2362
Cassandra Clare2086
Ralph Waldo Emerson2017
Paulo Coelho1839
Rajneesh1644
Sherrilyn Kenyon1633
Mark Twain1626
C. S. Lewis1624
Rick Riordan1549
Oscar Wilde1401
Albert Einstein1372
J. K. Rowling1274
Rumi1268
Friedrich Nietzsche1258
John Green1254
Swami Vivekananda1206
Thomas Jefferson1179
Richelle Mead1130
Barack Obama1115
Henry David Thoreau1086
Terry Pratchett1070
Stephen King1024
Mahatma Gandhi1019
Jodi Picoult1016
Neil Gaiman977
Haruki Murakami976
Laozi972
27
The Best Quotes
Portia de Rossi 
Salvador Minuchin 
Gillian Anderson 
Albert Camus 
Randy Pausch 
Liev Schreiber 
Germaine Greer 
Marilyn Ferguson 
Billy Corgan 
Eric Mazur 
Henrik Ibsen 
Lucy Maud Montgomery 
Rob Ford 
Red Skelton 
Isaac Marion Most Liked Authors
- William Shakespeare46.4k
- Cassandra Clare40.9k
- Ralph Waldo Emerson38.9k
- Paulo Coelho35.9k
- Rajneesh32k
- Sherrilyn Kenyon31.8k
- Mark Twain31.7k
- C. S. Lewis31k
- Rick Riordan30.4k
- Oscar Wilde26.9k
- Albert Einstein26.8k
- J. K. Rowling24.6k
- John Green24.5k
- Friedrich Nietzsche24.4k
- Rumi24.3k
- Swami Vivekananda23.3k
- Thomas Jefferson22.7k
- Richelle Mead22.2k
- Barack Obama21.6k
- Terry Pratchett21k
- Henry David Thoreau20.6k
- Stephen King19.8k
- Jodi Picoult19.8k
- Mahatma Gandhi19.7k
- Neil Gaiman19.2k
- Laozi19.1k
- Haruki Murakami19k
27