When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birt…

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When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off. ✨ 25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes. www.cnn.com. September 05, 2014.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. ✨ Funny Ladies by B. Adler, (p. 147), 2001.
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented. ✨ Cutup. Interview with Deborah Solomon, www.nytimes.com. December 31, 2008.
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. ✨ Joan Rivers Interview: Her 6 Best One-Liners by Merle Ginsberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. June 12, 2013.
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off. ✨ 25 of Joan Rivers' best jokes. www.cnn.com. September 05, 2014.

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