Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very…

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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.79, Ballantine Books
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. ✨ Dave Barry (2010). Dave Barry's Greatest Hits, p.79, Ballantine Books

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