Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in ki…

George Carlin
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. ✨ George Carlin (2007). The Best of Brain Droppings, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
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