I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day event…

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I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. ✨ David Sedaris (2009). Holidays on Ice, p.89, Hachette UK
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I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. ✨ David Sedaris (2009). Holidays on Ice, p.89, Hachette UK

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