If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 mo…

Lewis Black
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . ✨ FaceBook post byLewis Black from Sep 02, 2015
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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . ✨ FaceBook post byLewis Black from Sep 02, 2015

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