Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two…

Darynda Jones
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Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.128, Macmillan
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Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.128, Macmillan

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