I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are sepa…

Darynda Jones
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I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating. When I pressed my mouth together, he corrected, Stepmother. We're just - We're going in different directions. I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong. ✨ Darynda Jones (2013). Fifth Grave Past the Light, p.314, Macmillan
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