After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolv…

Darynda Jones
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After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.5, Macmillan
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