Bob HopeMy old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!361Life
Bob HopeWhenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.361Hope
Bob HopeWhen they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.373Humor
Bob HopeI don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.373Time
Bob HopePlease don't stand up on my account. ✨ He was big, and boy was he clever by William Cook, www.theguardian.com. September 10, 2003.362Humor
Bob HopeYou could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger whil… ▶341HopeReading
Bob HopeI need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.341PoliticsThought
Bob HopeI have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.331Humanity
Bob HopeI do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.364Reading
Bob HopeI like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!376Humor
Bob HopeIt's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.343Politics
Bob HopeI feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. ✨ Bob Hope (2004). Bob Hope, Hyperion365HopeThought
Bob HopeYOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.321Time
Bob HopeDrugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.332Thought
Bob HopeYou never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.366Time
Bob HopeWhen we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.311Time
Bob HopeI see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair.366Time
Bob HopeI'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.333Reflection
Bob HopeJimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital. 355HopeLoveReading
Bob HopeI was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.333HopeTime
Bob HopeI get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I… ▶322Thought
Bob HopeI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'366DeathSadness
Bob HopeI've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.378Time
Bob HopeBe happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.367Humanity
Bob HopeKids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.367Life
Bob HopeI was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, m… ▶334DeathHopeHumor
Bob HopeMost of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies378DeathHumanity
Bob HopeThey'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.335Thought
Bob HopeYou know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.368Humanity
Bob HopeDying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.324Death
