Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process,…

Darynda Jones
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Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for the vase, she slipped on the tile and overturned an entire table. A lovely handblown piece of glass flew in my direction, and all I could think as I caught it was, Really? Again? We were going to have to practice muscle control. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.176, Macmillan
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